Pay me, and I'll shred 'em for ya!

Salvatore Ferragamo for USD$790.00 or Kmart for USD$7.90?

Fendi GBP$270. I'll scoop up 2 of different colours next time I go to Hong Kong for GBP$27 each.

Crapunzel's favourite arm candy. Miu Miu GBP$450.00

The Chloe "are you serious?" bag. Very "it". GBP$825.00

Fendi. Poor taste. Hedious. Fendi. GBP$600.00

Thank Dior we still have these geniuses around!

Nicolas Ghesquière for Balenciaga

Alber Elbaz for Lanvin

Stephano Pilati for Yves Saint Lauren

Olivier Theyskens for Nina Ricci

Tomas Maier for Bottega Veneta





























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Safe, boring, repetitive, run-of-the-mill...

Yes, I'm referring to Elie Saab, Oscar de la Renta, Armani, Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren.

They are well-established.
They are well-known.
They churn out a HUGE collection with a million looks every season.
They are all the same, though.

Ah, Prada... you love it, you hate it!

First up, Prada. It seems like "everybody" loves this label. It's indeed one of the most well-known fashion labels in the world. The in crowds love it; the mere mortals know it; the wannabes, has-beens, never-has-beens crave for it. But why? It remains a speculation. The fashion journalists told us that the woman behind the label, the "eternally chic and elegant" Miuccia Prada "can never go wrong". Right, so we're told. But, I mean, look at her Spring 2008 RTW collection:

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How do they look? UGLY!
Will any "stylish fashioniatas" wanna wear them? I don't think so.
By the way, that's supposed to be the opening look. Ha!

I mean, what the hell are those exactly? And let's not even look at the price tags when they hit the shops. But apparently those people who are in the inner fashion circle would disagree. According to Sarah Mower on style.com, Miuccia Prada "is a woman who never loses the plot". I had to take a deep, cold breathe. Come on! I mean this collection has NOT got much plot to begin with! Such hypocrisy, such blindness, such dishonesty! I know Prada as a corporation is a very powerful conglomerate and there are so many things to consider (and censor) before a fashion media like Vogue/style.com would let any Prada-blasting piece of writing be published. And for sure the brand has done a lot of great stuff and contributea lot to the fashion world. But honey you gotta tell it as it is!!! Just look at the collection and review it honestly for Chanel's sake!!!

I can't stand all these so-called "professional fashion critics" saying crap like this. What a crock of bullshit!!!

Look out you pretenders, here I come!!!

O.k., finally I forced myself to do this. I have no choice; the so-called 'fashion people' leave me no choice. I just can't stand this any longer!!